小魚寓言-如果結局真的是糖醋鳳梨魚那有多好！

這是關於一條很愛無病呻吟的魚和一顆不大用頭腦所以沒啥煩惱的鳳梨的故事


轉錄自小魚部落格

For My Dear Feng Feng and her future daughter :)
Fish and Pineapple

One upon a time, a whining fish lay dying on the sunburnt beach, screaming,
"I am DYING!!! Hello---- somebody HELP ME!!!" A happy pineapple nearby walks to her, pokes her skin with her piney fingers and said:
"Hey, what's wrong with you? Are you OK????" The whining fish glances at the weird pineapple and screams,
"Can't you see I'm dying? Why are you standing there?? Help me quick!!" The happy pineapple is confused. She doesn't know what's wrong with the whiny fish, but it seems like she needs some help.
"Ok, let me push you back into the ocean," the pineapple says.
But she cannot do this by herself, so she asked her friend Apple, Orange and Banana to help. But they cannot push the whiny fish back into the ocean because she is too heavy and has absolutely no will to live. The happy pineapple cannot convince the fish to lift her fins, she cannot convince her to wiggle her body, she cannot convince her to move an inch. The happy pineapple cannot do anything but to let the whining fish keep on whining and whining and whining:
"Somebody HELP ME------ HELP--I NEED WATER!!" Upon hearing this, the happy pineapple rolled to the ocean and scooped up a headful of water and carefully walked back to the where the dying fish is lying. She poured the water over the fish and the whining fish yelled
"MORE MORE"
So the pineapple walked back and forth back and forth to scoop up water for the fish until the fish finally said,
"IT'S NO USE, I'm gonna die here!!!!" The happy pineapple got impatient and said:
"MOVE YOUR ASS if you want to LIVE!!!" However, the fish complained,
"You don't understand my situation. You are a PINEAPPLE and I am a FISH. How can you understand my situation? YOU ARE A FRUIT." The angry pineapple said,
"I MAY BE A FRUIT, but I know that there are many brave fishes out there in the ocean that do their best to survive everyday. AND YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WITH A DIFFICULT LIFE?" The angry pineapple is enraged:
"Everyday I am carried by a truck to the market. Everyday at the market, I live as if it is my last day. I cherish every moment I have on this earth. The next moment, someone might pick me up and kill me and EAT me." The whining fish regrets raising this topic.
"I tell myself to look at death with a happy attitude. AFTER ALL, I MAKE THE PEOPLE WHO EAT ME HAPPY. That is what I am for. TO DIE SO OTHER PEOPLE CAN BECOME HAPPIER AND HEALTHIER." The whining fish says
"But, I am too weak to push myself back to the ocean. It is too late. I lost my chance. I am doomed." The pineapple says
"No, it is NEVER TOO LATE." So she calls her friend Apple, Orange , Banana and Melon and Papaya to help the fish.
"As long as you have the will to help yourself, you will never lack friends by your side."
The fish's eyes is filled with tears. She wiped up her tears and start wiggling her body. She moves her fins with all her might and power. And her friends Pineapple, Apple, Orange, Banana, Melon and Papaya push her on. Before she reaches the ocean, the fish turns around in tears and says,
"Thank you, my dear friends. Without you, I would never have made it myself. But, I learned that without my own effort, no one could have helped me and saved me." Then the fish hesitates for a second and says,
"Pineapple, before I go, can I ask you something?" The happy pineapple is also filled with tears as she nods to her friend fish.
"Pineapple, what is your relationship with Apple? Can you tell me?? Why are you called "Pine-Apple"? Before the pineapple can say anything, a wave suddenly swept over the shore and carried the fish away into the ocean. From a dim distance, this is what the fish hears:
"I @#$%pine^&*apple@# because @#&% *&#^$@#"



so, it remains a secret until today.
WHY WHY WHY?

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這是什麼鬼?!?
XD
Posted by 黃紀鳳 at 2007-04-12 22:53:56
北鼻,以後我要唸這個故事還有莎士比亞給你女兒聽
Posted by fish at 2007-04-12 23:46:31
我還以為你會很感動耶
看完你的信以後我就想到這個故事,本來結局應該是魚下定決心要克服她的恐懼然後勇往直前,然後鳳梨跟她的朋友站在岸邊淚眼婆沙地祝福她,然後續集可以是鳳梨和魚最後在菜市場重逢,最後被買回去做成糖醋鳳梨魚,最後快快樂樂一起被吃掉
Posted by fish at 2007-04-13 00:06:24